Francis: [Francis and Peter are beating each other up] You don't love me!
Peter: Yes I do!
Jack: I love you too, but I'm gonna mace you in the face!
Jack: I wonder if the three of us would've been friends in real life. Not as brothers, but as people.
Jack: What did he say?
Peter: He said the train is lost.
Jack: How can a train be lost? It's on rails.
Rita: What's wrong with you?
Jack: Let me think about that. I'll tell you the next time I see you.
Brendan: We haven't located us yet.
Francis: [after Jack comes back from having sex with Rita] Where are the savory snacks?
Jack: What?
Francis: [pause] Did you just fuck that Indian girl?
Brendan: Why are your eyes so red?
Francis: Why is your head so bald?
Francis: Let's take a look at the itinerary.
Peter: Fuck the itinerary.
Rita: [while making out] Your crazy! What's your name?
Jack: Jack, what's yours?
Rita: Rita.
Jack: You’re beautiful.
Rita: Don't come into me.
Patricia: He ate one of the sister’s brothers.
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